February 2012
2 tags
hey ma,
can you do me a favor and stop comparing me to my cousin? we both have different lives and deal with different problems everyday so your argument is invalid.
k thanks.
3 tags
i’ve been losing followers for the past 5 days
the number
keeps
dropping
wtf
me: i'm so bored..
unfinished tasks: um
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when someone comes into your life, and changes it so much, they literally reform your existance. and then they leave. in the blink of an eye. they just vanish. and you’re wondering how you can carry on, how you’ll ever be able to smile. how you’ll ever be able to eat, or sleep, or stop crying. all you want to do is see them turn up at your door and tell you that they were wrong...
me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
2 tags
eat my shorts: How and why we fall for the ones we... →
stokens:
The most common question in a relationship between two people that ever comes up is “Why me?” I hate this question, I mean I enjoy having it answered and answering it, but everybody who answers it tends to be lying. When your partner asks you that question you scramble in your head, looking for…
Wear shirt two times: Dirty
Wear hoodie every day for three months: Still clean
My graduation speech:
wtfsofunny:
“I would like to thank not only Google, but also the internet”
Trying to get the high note in a song
wtfsofunny:
i actually have a good number of followers but everyone ignores me so it feels like i actually have 4
